"Subscriptions Own Me" — Unisex Supersoft Hoodie
It was just $4.99 a month. So was the next one, and the one after that. Now four streaming services, two cloud storage plans, a meal kit you keep “pausing,” and an app you’ve opened once all quietly split your paycheck before you even see it. You don’t own subscriptions. They own you.
It’s made for binge-watching all four of those services you’re definitely using, slow weekend mornings, and pretending you’ll cancel that free trial before it renews.
For anyone who’s ever found a mystery charge on their statement and thought, “Oh right, that.” Maybe it’s time for a subscription audit. But first, this hoodie. Worth it.
Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.
Quote on Merch: Subscriptions Own Me
More details
- 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
- Heather colors are 60% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece
- Midweight fabric (6.5 oz)
- Regular fit
- The model is 5'11" and is wearing a size M
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Adulting Architect
- Email: contact@support.adultingarchitect.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"Subscriptions Own Me" — Unisex Supersoft Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
19.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
21.25
|
|
L
|
29
|
23.25
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25.25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
27.25
|
