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“Slept Wrong. Injured Now.” — Unisex Garment-Dyed Fleece Hoodie

$41.00
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This fleece hoodie has that vintage-washed, broken-in look, which is also how your spine felt at 6:11 this morning. It’s garment-dyed and soft, with contrast drawstrings you can tug without turning your stiff neck to find them. Wear it while telling coworkers you “tweaked something” and leaving out that you were asleep at the time. Cozy enough to make even a hostile pillow feel forgiven.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Slept Wrong. Injured Now.

Select color: Pepper

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Midweight fabric (6.4 oz)
  • Garment-dyed after construction for a soft feel and low shrinkage
  • Relaxed fit
  • Seamless-body construction
  • Jersey-lined hood with natural-colored flat drawcord (white drawcord on White color)
  • Forward-rolled shoulder
  • 1 × 1 rib cuffs and waistband
  • Twill neck tape
  • Sewn-in signature twill label
  • The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified
  • The model is 6'1" and is wearing a size M

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

“Slept Wrong. Injured Now.” — Unisex Garment-Dyed Fleece Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Width Length Sleeve length
S
20
27
33 1/2
M
22
28
34 1/2
L
24
29
35 1/2
XL
26
30
36 1/2
2XL
28
31
37 1/2
3XL
30
32
38 1/2

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of a measuring tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.