“Subscriptions Own Me” — Unisex Premium Heavyweight Long Sleeve Tee

$36.00
Free shipping when you spend $75.00+ (United States only). Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

There’s a renewal notice for every season, and now there’s a shirt for the in-between ones. This heavyweight long sleeve tee has a structured, layerable feel for crisp days spent wondering what that mystery charge on your bank app could possibly be. Layer it under a vest or wear it solo while you wait on hold with customer service for an hour. Owned outright, no recurring billing.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Subscriptions Own Me

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More details

  • 100% carded cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.2 oz)
  • Yarn diameter: 26 singles
  • Relaxed fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Wide neck and cuff ribbing
  • Double-needle stitch on hems
  • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
  • The model is 5'8" and is wearing a size M

Size & Fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.