“Subscriptions Own Me” — Unisex Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt

$34.00
Free shipping when you spend $75.00+ (United States only). Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

You signed up for a seven-day free trial in 2021 and have been paying for it ever since. This crewneck sweatshirt is cozy, classic, and refreshingly doesn’t bill you monthly. No hood or pocket, just a regular fit for streaming three shows on three different apps you forgot you had. Wear it while auditing your bank statement with the courage of someone who may need a nap afterward.

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Quote on Merch: Subscriptions Own Me

Select color: Navy Blazer

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More details

  • 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
  • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • The model is 6'1" and is wearing a size L

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.