“Subscriptions Own Me” — Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt
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Unlike your streaming lineup, this tee gets better every month without charging you extra. The garment-dyed heavyweight fabric has a broken-in, vintage feel and softens with each wash, no premium tier required. It’s the shirt for slow Sundays scrolling through apps trying to remember what “Plus” even adds. Comfortable, durable, and blissfully free of auto-renew.
Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.
Quote on Merch: Subscriptions Own Me
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- The model is 6' and is wearing a size L
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Adulting Architect
- Email: contact@support.adultingarchitect.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“Subscriptions Own Me” — Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
