“Subscriptions Own Me” — Bella+Canvas Unisex Oversized Midweight Hoodie

$48.00
Free shipping when you spend $75.00+ (United States only). Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

The cloud storage, the language app, the meal kits that keep arriving like loyal pets: they all have a claim on you. This oversized, slouchy hoodie is midweight, light enough for indoors and roomy enough to hide in when the statement arrives. Its kangaroo pocket is perfect for holding the phone you’ll finally use to cancel something. Probably. Maybe next month.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

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More details

  • 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece
  • Athletic Heather is 94% cotton, 6% polyester fleece
  • Midweight fabric (10 oz)
  • Brushed interior fleece for softness
  • Oversized and unisex fit
  • Double-layered hood without drawcord
  • Single front pocket
  • The female model is 5'7" and is wearing a size M

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.