“Snooze Count: Confidential” — Unisex Premium Relaxed Hoodie

$51.00
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Your alarm has been set for 6:00 a.m. for three years, and you have never once met 6:00 a.m. This relaxed hoodie has a roomy fit and substantial feel, ideal for the version of you that negotiates with the alarm like a seasoned diplomat. The kangaroo pocket holds the phone you swear you’re putting across the room tonight. Snooze totals are on a need-to-know basis, and nobody needs to know.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
  • Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Kangaroo pocket in front
  • Sleeve cuff ribbing
  • Tear-away tag
  • The model is 6'0" and is wearing a size L

Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.