“Snooze Count: Confidential” — Unisex Premium Heavyweight Long Sleeve Tee

$36.00
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Mornings are chilly, sheets are warm, and the snooze button sits right there with that beautiful ten-minute promise. This heavyweight long sleeve tee is built for in-between weather and in-between alarms. Its structured feel makes you look like someone who woke up on the first ring, and layering it under a jacket adds to the cover story. What happened before 7:30 stays between you and the pillow.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Snooze Count: Confidential

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  • 100% carded cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.2 oz)
  • Yarn diameter: 26 singles
  • Relaxed fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Wide neck and cuff ribbing
  • Double-needle stitch on hems
  • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
  • The model is 5'8" and is wearing a size M

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.