“Snooze Count: Confidential” — Unisex Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Exactly how many times you hit snooze this morning is between you, your phone, and nobody else. This crewneck sweatshirt is cozy, classic, and quick to pull on when you finally emerge nine minutes after nine minutes after nine minutes. No hood or pocket to fuss with, just a regular fit that says “I’m here” without admitting when you actually got up. The details remain sealed.
Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.
Quote on Merch: Snooze Count: Confidential
More details
- 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit
- The model is 6'1" and is wearing a size L
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Adulting Architect
- Email: contact@support.adultingarchitect.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“Snooze Count: Confidential” — Unisex Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
23 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
24
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26 1/2
|
24
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
24
|
