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“Snooze Count: Confidential” — Unisex Organic Side Pocket Hoodie

$50.00
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Your phone lives in the left side pocket of this hoodie, and it knows far too much. This organic cotton hoodie keeps the device that recorded every snooze close at hand, right beside your keys and the granola bar you’ll eat at red lights. The side pockets are handy for a morning that started an hour late. Please direct all questions about your wake-up time to the legal department, which is also you.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

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Select color: French Navy

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More details

  • 80% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.3 oz)
  • Regular, unisex fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • Double-layered hood
  • Slanted side seam pockets
  • Self-fabric half-moon at the back of the neck
  • Same-color flat drawcords with stitched buttonhole eyelets
  • 1 × 1 rib at sleeve hem and bottom hem
  • The fabric of this product is certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard), OCS (Organic Content Standard), and GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
  • The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
  • This model is 5'7" and is wearing a size M

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

“Snooze Count: Confidential” — Unisex Organic Side Pocket Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label A B C
S
26.75
19.75
25
M
27 1/2
21.25
25.75
L
28.375
22.875
26.625
XL
29 1/2
24.75
26.75
2XL
30 1/2
26.75
27

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.