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"Snooze Count: Confidential" — Unisex Garment-Dyed Fleece Hoodie

$41.00
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Some numbers belong on a spreadsheet. Your snooze count is not one of them. Whether you hit it once or lost track somewhere around the fifth round, the file has been stamped confidential, and no amount of questioning will get it out of you.

This hoodie is for the master of the extra nine minutes: the person who negotiates with the alarm every morning, keeps the phone just out of arm's reach (in theory), and somehow still makes it out the door. The process is messy. The details are confidential. The results speak for themselves, mostly.

It makes a great gift for the reluctant early riser, the night owl stuck on a morning schedule, or anyone whose alarm clock is more of a suggestion. 

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

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Select color: Pepper

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Midweight fabric (6.4 oz)
  • Garment-dyed after construction for a soft feel and low shrinkage
  • Relaxed fit
  • Seamless-body construction
  • Jersey-lined hood with natural-colored flat drawcord (white drawcord on White color)
  • Forward-rolled shoulder
  • 1 × 1 rib cuffs and waistband
  • Twill neck tape
  • Sewn-in signature twill label
  • The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified
  • The model is 6'1" and is wearing a size M

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

"Snooze Count: Confidential" — Unisex Garment-Dyed Fleece Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Width Length Sleeve length
S
20
27
33 1/2
M
22
28
34 1/2
L
24
29
35 1/2
XL
26
30
36 1/2
2XL
28
31
37 1/2
3XL
30
32
38 1/2

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of a measuring tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.