“Snooze Count: Confidential” — Bella+Canvas Unisex Oversized Midweight Hoodie
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Classified report, page one: subject was observed hitting snooze at 6:00, 6:10, 6:20, and the rest is redacted. This oversized, slouchy hoodie is midweight enough for a chilly morning commute without overheating in a sunny car line. The giant kangaroo pocket conceals evidence, including the phone with its suspiciously busy alarm history. Wear it with confidence and politely decline to comment.
Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.
Quote on Merch: Snooze Count: Confidential
More details
- 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece
- Athletic Heather is 94% cotton, 6% polyester fleece
- Midweight fabric (10 oz)
- Brushed interior fleece for softness
- Oversized and unisex fit
- Double-layered hood without drawcord
- Single front pocket
- The female model is 5'7" and is wearing a size M
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Adulting Architect
- Email: contact@support.adultingarchitect.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“Snooze Count: Confidential” — Bella+Canvas Unisex Oversized Midweight Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
21 1/2
|
|
M
|
28 1/2
|
23 1/2
|
|
L
|
29 1/2
|
25 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
27 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
30 1/2
|
29 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
31
|
31 1/2
|
