“Slept Wrong. Injured Now.” — Unisex Premium Relaxed Hoodie

$51.00
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Remember when you could sleep on a park bench and wake up ready to run a 5K? Those days are gone, and so is your left shoulder’s full range of motion. This relaxed hoodie has a roomy fit that doesn’t make you lift your arms at awkward angles, plus a kangaroo pocket for the heat pack you now carry everywhere. Its substantial, heavy feel is basically a weighted apology from the universe.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Slept Wrong. Injured Now.

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
  • Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Kangaroo pocket in front
  • Sleeve cuff ribbing
  • Tear-away tag
  • The model is 6'0" and is wearing a size L

Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.