“Slept Wrong. Injured Now.” — Unisex Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Somewhere between midnight and 6 a.m., your neck filed a formal complaint and now only turns left. This crewneck sweatshirt doesn’t ask how it happened, which is good, because you were literally unconscious. No hood, no pocket, just a classic regular fit that slides on without requiring you to rotate your head more than necessary. Wear it to brunch while explaining that yes, you hurt yourself lying perfectly still.
Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.
Quote on Merch: Slept Wrong. Injured Now.
More details
- 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit
- The model is 6'1" and is wearing a size L
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Adulting Architect
- Email: contact@support.adultingarchitect.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“Slept Wrong. Injured Now.” — Unisex Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
23 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
24
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26 1/2
|
24
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
24
|
