"Slept Wrong. Injured Now." — Unisex Organic Side Pocket Hoodie product image (1)
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"Slept Wrong. Injured Now." — Unisex Organic Side Pocket Hoodie

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You went to sleep hoping to wake up refreshed. Instead you woke up with a crick in your neck, a mystery ache in your shoulder, and a lower back that seems to have filed for early retirement. No accident, no sports, no explanation. One wrong pillow angle and you're out for the week.

This hoodie is for everyone who now needs recovery time after sleeping: the person who gets out of bed in stages, says "ow" while reaching for the coffee, and treats every new pillow like a high-stakes experiment. Sleep was supposed to be the easy part. Nobody warned you.

It makes a great gift for the friend who keeps getting "hurt" overnight, the partner who wakes up groaning, or anyone who has learned the hard way that adulthood includes sleep injuries. It's also a great gift for yourself, because surviving the night deserves a soft reward.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Slept Wrong. Injured Now.

Select color: French Navy

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More details

  • 80% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.3 oz)
  • Regular, unisex fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • Double-layered hood
  • Slanted side seam pockets
  • Self-fabric half-moon at the back of the neck
  • Same-color flat drawcords with stitched buttonhole eyelets
  • 1 × 1 rib at sleeve hem and bottom hem
  • The fabric of this product is certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard), OCS (Organic Content Standard), and GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
  • The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
  • This model is 5'7" and is wearing a size M

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

"Slept Wrong. Injured Now." — Unisex Organic Side Pocket Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label A B C
S
26.75
19.75
25
M
27 1/2
21.25
25.75
L
28.375
22.875
26.625
XL
29 1/2
24.75
26.75
2XL
30 1/2
26.75
27

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.