“Slept Wrong. Injured Now.” — Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt
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This heavyweight tee arrives already broken in, which makes one of you. The garment-dyed, vintage feel gets softer every time you wash it, unlike your lower back, which gets crankier with every mattress you blame. It’s the shirt for slow Saturday mornings spent rolling out of bed sideways the way the nice lady at the gym showed you. Comfortable, sturdy, and far more resilient than your neck.
Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.
Quote on Merch: Slept Wrong. Injured Now.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- The model is 6' and is wearing a size L
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Adulting Architect
- Email: contact@support.adultingarchitect.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“Slept Wrong. Injured Now.” — Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
