“Slept Wrong. Injured Now.” — Bella+Canvas Unisex Supersoft T-Shirt

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Turns out the most dangerous extreme sport of adulthood is falling asleep on the couch at 9:15. This lightweight, supersoft tee is for the walking wounded of nap-related incidents. It weighs next to nothing, so it won’t press on that mystery shoulder knot you developed in your sleep. Throw it on for school drop-off, then answer “What happened to you?” with a heavy sigh and absolutely no details.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Slept Wrong. Injured Now.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing
  • The model is 5'6" and is wearing a size S

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.