"Notification Anxiety. Daily." — Unisex Relaxed Hoodie

$51.00
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Your phone buzzes and your heart rate jumps. Is it your boss? The school? A bank alert? No, it’s a 20% off coupon for a store you visited once in 2019. Repeat several times a day. 

Wear this for the couch, coffee runs, and every moment you’d rather not check what that “ding” was.

For anyone who keeps their phone face-down on the table, jumps at their own ringtone, and has 2,000+ unread emails they’re choosing not to talk about. Deep breaths. It’s probably just a coupon.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: "Notification Anxiety. Daily."

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
  • Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Kangaroo pocket in front
  • Sleeve cuff ribbing
  • Tear-away tag
  • The model is 6'0" and is wearing a size L

Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.