“Notification Anxiety. Daily.” — Unisex Premium Relaxed Hoodie

$51.00
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You heard a buzz, checked your phone, and it was the dryer. This relaxed hoodie has a roomy fit and a substantial, comforting feel that can’t do anything about the alerts but can absolutely make you feel better about them. Tuck your phone in the kangaroo pocket and pretend you didn’t see the “quick question” text from your boss on a Saturday. It’s the cozy backup for a jumpy world.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Notification Anxiety. Daily.

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
  • Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Kangaroo pocket in front
  • Sleeve cuff ribbing
  • Tear-away tag
  • The model is 6'0" and is wearing a size L

Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.