“Nap Enthusiast - Professional Level” — Unisex Premium Relaxed Hoodie

$51.00
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Years of rigorous practice have led to this moment. This relaxed hoodie has the roomy fit and substantial feel that seasoned nappers demand, because amateur loungewear simply won’t cut it at this level. The kangaroo pocket keeps your hands warm during pre-nap stretching, otherwise known as lying down. Wear it to Sunday afternoon matinees you’ll sleep through, long car rides as a passenger, and every couch you meet.

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  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
  • Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Kangaroo pocket in front
  • Sleeve cuff ribbing
  • Tear-away tag
  • The model is 6'0" and is wearing a size L

Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.