"Nap Enthusiast - Professional Level" — Unisex Premium Heavyweight Long Sleeve Tee
Some people collect hobbies. You've mastered one. After years of training you can fall asleep on the couch mid-sentence, take a "quick 20 minutes" that becomes two hours, and wake up with no idea what day it is. That's not laziness. That's professional-level commitment.
This long sleeve is for the certified nap enthusiast: the person who treats Sunday afternoons as sacred, hears "let's rest our eyes" as a promise, and knows that a well-timed nap is a legitimate life system. You've put in the hours. Now you have the uniform.
It makes a great gift for the tired parent, the overbooked professional, the weekend couch champion, or anyone who has ever said "I'm not asleep, I'm just resting." It's also a great gift for yourself, because rest is productive too.
Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.
Quote on Merch: Nap Enthusiast - Professional Level
More details
- 100% carded cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (8.2 oz)
- Yarn diameter: 26 singles
- Relaxed fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Wide neck and cuff ribbing
- Double-needle stitch on hems
- Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
- The model is 5'8" and is wearing a size M
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Adulting Architect
- Email: contact@support.adultingarchitect.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, formaldehyde, cadmium, phthalates and BPA level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"Nap Enthusiast - Professional Level" — Unisex Premium Heavyweight Long Sleeve Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27.75
|
20 1/2
|
|
M
|
29
|
22
|
|
L
|
30
|
23 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31.25
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
32 1/2
|
26.75
|
|
3XL
|
33 1/2
|
28.25
|
