“Nap Enthusiast - Professional Level” — Unisex Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt

$34.00
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Some people run marathons; you lie down for a strategic twenty minutes and wake up three hours later, which is its own kind of endurance. This crewneck is the official team uniform for the competitive napper. The classic regular fit won’t bunch up when you curl into the corner of the couch, and the coziness practically counts as a blanket. Training season is year-round.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Nap Enthusiast - Professional Level

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More details

  • 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
  • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • The model is 6'1" and is wearing a size L

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.