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"I Object to This Entire Day" — Women's Premium Crop Top

$33.00
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This premium crop top is for the woman who has reviewed today's evidence and is formally filing her objection. The 7 a.m. alarm, the surprise meeting and the laundry pile that keeps growing all count against it. 

The premium fabric is soft and comfortable, so you'll look put together even when the day has other plans. Wear it for weekend errands, brunch, a coffee run or a well-earned day off. Now grab your coffee and carry on in style. 

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: I Object to This Entire Day

Select color: Hazy Pink

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More details

  • 100% combed cotton 
  • Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
  • Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Cropped length
  • Ribbed crew neck 
  • Dropped shoulders
  • The model is 5'10" and is wearing a size M

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

"I Object to This Entire Day" — Women's Premium Crop Top Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
17.32
18.7
S
17.72
19.69
M
18.31
20.67
L
18.7
21.65
XL
199
22.64

Our suppliers provide the measurements. Note that the dimensions of the product may differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to measure a similar item you own at home and compare it with the sizes listed in this guide.

A Length

Start the measurement at the collar's edge at the top of the tee (at the Highest Point Shoulder) and extend the measuring tape to the bottom of the tee.

B Width

Begin measuring from the seam beneath one sleeve, stretching the tape across to the seam beneath the opposite sleeve.