“I Object to This Entire Day” — Unisex Premium Heavyweight Long Sleeve Tee

$36.00
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The morning was cold, the afternoon was hot, and you were dressed wrong for both. This heavyweight long sleeve tee is structured, layerable, and ready for the in-between weather that keeps overruling your outfit choices. Pair it with a vest or wear it solo for fall errands, school sports, and the office that’s somehow freezing in July. Let the record show you came prepared.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

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  • 100% carded cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.2 oz)
  • Yarn diameter: 26 singles
  • Relaxed fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Wide neck and cuff ribbing
  • Double-needle stitch on hems
  • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
  • The model is 5'8" and is wearing a size M

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.