“I Object to This Entire Day” — Unisex Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Your Honor, the alarm went off before the sun did, and the defense would like that noted. This crewneck is the official uniform for filing formal complaints against Mondays, surprise meetings, and the copier that jams on purpose. Cozy, classic, and cut in a regular fit, it looks respectable enough for court while feeling like a blanket. Wear it to the office, dentist appointments, and any day that began by stepping on a Lego.
Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.
Quote on Merch: I Object to This Entire Day
More details
- 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit
- The model is 6'1" and is wearing a size L
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Adulting Architect
- Email: contact@support.adultingarchitect.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“I Object to This Entire Day” — Unisex Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
23 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
24
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26 1/2
|
24
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
24
|
