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“I Object to This Entire Day” — Unisex Organic Side Pocket Hoodie

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Every good attorney keeps evidence close, and these side pockets hold yours: phone, keys, and the receipt proving you did, in fact, return that package. This organic cotton hoodie keeps your belongings organized while you dispute every unexpected item on the agenda. It’s comfy enough for long waits in the post office line and smart enough for school drop-off. Court is now in session, and so are your snacks.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: I Object to This Entire Day

Select color: French Navy

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More details

  • 80% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.3 oz)
  • Regular, unisex fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • Double-layered hood
  • Slanted side seam pockets
  • Self-fabric half-moon at the back of the neck
  • Same-color flat drawcords with stitched buttonhole eyelets
  • 1 × 1 rib at sleeve hem and bottom hem
  • The fabric of this product is certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard), OCS (Organic Content Standard), and GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
  • The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
  • This model is 5'7" and is wearing a size M

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

“I Object to This Entire Day” — Unisex Organic Side Pocket Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label A B C
S
26.75
19.75
25
M
27 1/2
21.25
25.75
L
28.375
22.875
26.625
XL
29 1/2
24.75
26.75
2XL
30 1/2
26.75
27

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.