“I Object to This Entire Day” — Unisex Garment-Dyed Fleece Hoodie

$41.00
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The jury has reached a verdict: today needs to be rescheduled. This garment-dyed fleece hoodie brings a vintage-washed look, broken-in softness, and contrast drawstrings you can tug when the day overrules you again. It’s cozy courtroom wear for anyone who woke up, assessed the situation, and immediately wanted to approach the bench. Wear it to bonfires, cold movie theaters, and every Sunday night when Monday is clearly guilty.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: I Object to This Entire Day

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Midweight fabric (6.4 oz)
  • Garment-dyed after construction for a soft feel and low shrinkage
  • Relaxed fit
  • Seamless-body construction
  • Jersey-lined hood with natural-colored flat drawcord (white drawcord on White color)
  • Forward-rolled shoulder
  • 1 × 1 rib cuffs and waistband
  • Twill neck tape
  • Sewn-in signature twill label
  • The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified
  • The model is 6'1" and is wearing a size M

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.