“I Object to This Entire Day” — Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt
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Exhibit A is a heavyweight tee with a broken-in vintage feel, made for anyone who woke up already disagreeing with the agenda. Garment-dyed and softer with every wash, it’s the rare thing in your life that improves with age without arguing about it. The court recommends it for backyard projects, weekend car shows, and afternoons when the lawnmower refuses to start. Motion to stay casual: granted.
Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.
Quote on Merch: I Object to This Entire Day
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- The model is 6' and is wearing a size L
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Adulting Architect
- Email: contact@support.adultingarchitect.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“I Object to This Entire Day” — Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
