"I Object to This Entire Day" - Crewneck Sweatshirt (Charcoal Gray)

$80.00 $45.00

Objection: the alarm went off too early.
Objection: the coffee maker is out of filters.
Objection: three emails marked "urgent" before 8 a.m.

Overruled, overruled, overruled.

This sweater is for anyone who has already filed a formal complaint against today and it's barely breakfast. You'll still show up, handle it and get it all done. You just want it on the record that you didn't agree to any of this.

From Adulting Architect: real systems and real humor for adults holding it all together.

Details:

  • Soft, cozy fleece interior for days that deserve an appeal
  • Relaxed, classic crewneck fit
  • For the best fit, check the size chart. Size up for an oversized look.
  • Makes a great gift for anyone who argues with their calendar
  • Embroidered

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More details

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.