“I Object to This Entire Day” — Bella+Canvas Unisex Oversized Midweight Hoodie

$48.00
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The defense calls its first witness: a calendar full of things you never agreed to. This oversized hoodie offers a slouchy, comfortable fit and midweight warmth for long days spent filing grievances in your head. Tuck your hands in the kangaroo pocket and look thoughtful while you mentally rule against the entire afternoon. Wear it on road trips, rainy errands, and Saturdays when someone schedules a birthday party at 9 a.m.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: I Object to This Entire Day

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More details

  • 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece
  • Athletic Heather is 94% cotton, 6% polyester fleece
  • Midweight fabric (10 oz)
  • Brushed interior fleece for softness
  • Oversized and unisex fit
  • Double-layered hood without drawcord
  • Single front pocket
  • The female model is 5'7" and is wearing a size M

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.