“Exhaustion: Now a Lifestyle Brand” — Unisex Organic Side Pocket Hoodie

$50.00
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In our brand philosophy, pockets are a lifestyle choice and snacks are a core value. This organic cotton hoodie features side pockets that keep your phone, keys, and fruit snacks within easy reach, so you never have to fully stand up again. It’s the utility piece of the collection, built for running errands at a sleepwalker’s pace. Wear it to the park, the pharmacy, or a meeting you attend while thinking entirely about lunch.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Exhaustion: Now a Lifestyle Brand

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More details

  • 80% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.3 oz)
  • Regular, unisex fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • Double-layered hood
  • Slanted side seam pockets
  • Self-fabric half-moon at the back of the neck
  • Same-color flat drawcords with stitched buttonhole eyelets
  • 1 × 1 rib at sleeve hem and bottom hem
  • The fabric of this product is certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard), OCS (Organic Content Standard), and GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
  • The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
  • This model is 5'7" and is wearing a size M

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.