“Emotionally Buffering...” — Unisex Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Some days your brain runs like a dial-up modem in a fiber-optic world. This crewneck is for the moments when someone asks a simple question and you just stare at them while the little wheel spins. No hood to hide under, just a classic, cozy fit that says you’re present, technically. Wear it to the Monday staff meeting, the in-laws’ brunch, or anywhere your response will arrive eventually.
Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.
Quote on Merch: Emotionally Buffering...
More details
- 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit
- The model is 6'1" and is wearing a size L
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Adulting Architect
- Email: contact@support.adultingarchitect.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“Emotionally Buffering...” — Unisex Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
23 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
24
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26 1/2
|
24
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
24
|
