“Emotionally Buffering...” — Unisex Organic Side Pocket Hoodie

$50.00
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Your thoughts may be stuck at 12 percent, but your snacks are fully loaded. This organic cotton hoodie has side pockets instead of a kangaroo pouch, so your phone, keys, and emergency granola bar each get their own lane. Smart, since your mind is already running too many processes at once. Wear it on long walks, while waiting at the pharmacy counter, or anywhere you need to look patient while quietly rebooting.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Emotionally Buffering...

Select color: French Navy

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More details

  • 80% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.3 oz)
  • Regular, unisex fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • Double-layered hood
  • Slanted side seam pockets
  • Self-fabric half-moon at the back of the neck
  • Same-color flat drawcords with stitched buttonhole eyelets
  • 1 × 1 rib at sleeve hem and bottom hem
  • The fabric of this product is certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard), OCS (Organic Content Standard), and GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
  • The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
  • This model is 5'7" and is wearing a size M

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.