“Emotionally Buffering...” — Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt

$24.00
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Like a good playlist on a bad connection, you’ll get there in pieces. This heavyweight tee has the worn-in, garment-dyed look of something that has also sat through a lot of loading screens. It gets softer with every wash, which is more than most of us can say about our patience. Wear it to backyard cookouts, flea markets, or the family reunion where your Aunt asks about your five-year plan and you need a minute.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Emotionally Buffering...

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • The model is 6' and is wearing a size L

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.