"Doomscroll. Regrets Later." — Women’s Fit
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It starts with “just checking one thing.” Then it’s 1:19 a.m., you’ve watched a stranger’s entire kitchen remodel, and your alarm is set for 5:00. Same time tomorrow? Probably.
Made for late-night scrolling, slow mornings, and acting like you definitely put your phone down at 10. Easy to dress up with jeans or down with leggings, and comfortable enough to live in.
Made for the ones who say “five more minutes” to their phone, not their alarm. Your thumb has a full-time job and your sleep schedule is just a rumor, but at least you’ll look cozy while it happens.
Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.
Quote on Merch: Doomscroll. Regrets Later.
More details
- 100% Combed Cotton
- Form fitting
- Stretches up to 2x size
- Shrinks 7% in wash
- The model is 5'7" and is wearing a size M
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Adulting Architect
- Email: contact@support.adultingarchitect.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"Doomscroll. Regrets Later." — Women’s Fit Size Guide
| Size label | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
13.625
|
17
|
|
M
|
14.625
|
17 1/2
|
|
L
|
15.625
|
18
|
|
XL
|
16.625
|
18 1/2
|
