"Doomscroll. Regrets Later." — Unisex Relaxed Hoodie
It starts with “just checking one thing.” Then it’s 11:19 p.m., you know far too much about a stranger’s kitchen remodel, and you have to be up in six hours. We’ve all been there, usually more than once a week.
It’s made for late-night scrolling, slow mornings, and acting like you went to bed at a reasonable hour. Warm enough for the couch, polished enough for coffee runs, and comfy enough that you’ll never want to take it off.
Perfect for night owls, chronic “one more video” people, and anyone whose screen time report reads like a confession. Put the phone down. Or don’t. We won’t judge.
Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.
Quote on Merch: Doomscroll. Regrets Later.
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
- Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
- Dropped shoulders
- Kangaroo pocket in front
- Sleeve cuff ribbing
- Tear-away tag
- The model is 6'0" and is wearing a size L
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Adulting Architect
- Email: contact@support.adultingarchitect.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa. Meets the formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"Doomscroll. Regrets Later." — Unisex Relaxed Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27.75
|
22 1/2
|
22 1/2
|
|
M
|
28.75
|
23 1/2
|
22 1/2
|
|
L
|
29.75
|
24.75
|
24.25
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
26
|
24.25
|
|
2XL
|
31.75
|
27.25
|
25 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32.75
|
28.25
|
27
|
