“Doomscroll. Regrets Later.” — Unisex Premium Relaxed Hoodie

$51.00
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One more video turned into forty, and now your phone knows you better than your best friend does. This relaxed hoodie has a roomy fit and substantial weight, the ideal setup for sinking into the couch and losing track of time entirely. The kangaroo pocket is the perfect place to hide your phone when you swear you’re done, right before you take it back out. Made for lazy Sundays and the regret that follows them.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Doomscroll. Regrets Later.

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
  • Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Kangaroo pocket in front
  • Sleeve cuff ribbing
  • Tear-away tag
  • The model is 6'0'' and is wearing a size L

Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.