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“Doomscroll. Regrets Later.” — Unisex Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt

$34.00
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It’s 1:11 a.m., and you now know the full history of a stranger’s kitchen renovation. This crewneck sweatshirt is the cozy, classic companion for late-night research expeditions into absolutely nothing useful. It keeps you warm while your thumb does cardio and your sleep schedule quietly packs its bags. Wear it the next morning too, when the screen-time report arrives like a disappointed parent.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Doomscroll. Regrets Later.

Select color: Navy Blazer

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More details

  • 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
  • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • The model is 6'1" and is wearing a size L

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

“Doomscroll. Regrets Later.” — Unisex Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
23 1/2
M
28
21
24
L
29
23
24
XL
30
25
24
2XL
31
26 1/2
24
3XL
32
28
24

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. This item tends to fit snugly. We suggest selecting a size up from your normal size for an optimal fit. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

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A Length

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B Width

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C Sleeve length

Begin at the peak of the shoulder seam, and measure down to the sleeve's edge.