“Doomscroll. Regrets Later.” — Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt
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This garment-dyed heavyweight tee has a broken-in vintage feel, which matches your eyes after a night spent learning about deep-sea creatures and celebrity feuds. It softens with every wash, unlike your opinion of whoever invented autoplay. Wear it to bed, wear it to brunch, and wear it while explaining to friends why you’re suddenly an expert on medieval bread. The regrets are temporary; the shirt is a keeper.
Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.
Quote on Merch: Doomscroll. Regrets Later.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- The model is 6' and is wearing a size L
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Adulting Architect
- Email: contact@support.adultingarchitect.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“Doomscroll. Regrets Later.” — Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
