“Custom Built. Minor Defects.” — Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt
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One of a kind. Built to order. Not eligible for returns.
Features include: strong opinions, a questionable sleep schedule, snacks hidden in multiple locations and a strong tendency to overthink. Some assembly was clearly skipped. The warranty expired years ago.
Still fully functional, and honestly a bit of a collector's item.
This tee is for anyone who has stopped apologizing for their quirks and started calling them features.
Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.
Quote on Merch: Custom Built. Minor Defects.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- The model is 6' and is wearing a size L
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Adulting Architect
- Email: contact@support.adultingarchitect.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“Custom Built. Minor Defects.” — Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
