“Adulting. Terms Apply.” — Unisex Premium Relaxed Hoodie

$51.00
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Sign here, initial there, and agree that your deductible resets every January for reasons unknown. This relaxed hoodie has a roomy fit and a substantial weight that feels like a reassuring hug after a long call with billing. Its kangaroo pocket is the right size for crumpled receipts and the reading glasses you swore you didn’t need. Terms and conditions apply; coziness does not expire.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Adulting. Terms Apply.

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
  • Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Kangaroo pocket in front
  • Sleeve cuff ribbing
  • Tear-away tag
  • The model is 6'0'' and is wearing a size L

Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.