“Adulting. Terms Apply.” — Unisex Premium Heavyweight Long Sleeve Tee

$36.00
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No one mentioned that adulthood includes jury summons, property tax notices and HOA letters about your trash cans. This structured heavyweight long sleeve tee is built for in-between weather, when you’re walking to the mailbox bracing for whatever’s next. Layer it under a vest or flannel and face the envelopes with dignity. Your terms, your layers, your quiet sigh at the curb.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Adulting. Terms Apply.

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More details

  • 100% carded cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.2 oz)
  • Yarn diameter: 26 singles
  • Relaxed fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Wide neck and cuff ribbing
  • Double-needle stitch on hems
  • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
  • The model is 5'8" and is wearing a size M

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.