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“Adulting. Terms Apply.” — Unisex Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt

$34.00
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Adulthood was advertised as total freedom, with an asterisk nobody bothered to read. This crewneck is the rare deal with no hidden conditions, just a classic regular fit and serious coziness. Wear it at the kitchen table while reviewing your insurance statement and wondering who approved any of this. Comfort is included at no extra charge, which is more than your phone plan can claim.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

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Select color: Navy Blazer

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More details

  • 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
  • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • The model is 6'1" and is wearing a size L

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
23 1/2
M
28
21
24
L
29
23
24
XL
30
25
24
2XL
31
26 1/2
24
3XL
32
28
24

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. This item tends to fit snugly. We suggest selecting a size up from your normal size for an optimal fit. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Helpful hint: Compare the dimensions of an item you own to the sizes listed in this guide.

A Length

Position the start of the tape measure at the collar's edge at the top of the item (directly from the shoulder's highest point). Extend the tape to the item's base.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam just beneath the sleeve. Stretch the tape across to the corresponding seam on the other side of the item.

C Sleeve length

Begin at the peak of the shoulder seam, and measure down to the sleeve's edge.