"Adulting. Terms Apply." — Oversized Faded Tee

$35.00
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Nobody reads the fine print on adulthood until it’s too late. Rent is due monthly. Laundry multiplies on its own. “Just a quick errand” takes three hours. You agreed to all of it the day you turned 18, and nobody mentioned the conditions.

This roomy, relaxed tee works for errands, the couch, or pretending you have it together at brunch. Every shirt has a slightly vintage fade, because like the rest of us, it’s been through some things.

Wear it to the bank, the DMV, or your next “quick” family meeting. Some terms and conditions definitely apply.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Adulting. Terms Apply.

Select color: Faded Indigo

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More details

  • 100% carded cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (7.1 oz)
  • Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
  • Boxy, oversized fit
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Wide neck ribbing
  • Tear-away label

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.