“Adulting. Terms Apply.” — Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt

$24.00
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Signing up for adult life means agreeing to terms you skimmed in about four seconds. This heavyweight tee, at least, is exactly what it looks like: garment-dyed, broken-in and softer with every wash. Wear it to the DMV, where you will learn that the form you filled out online also has to be filled out in person. Some things improve over time, and this shirt is one of them.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Adulting. Terms Apply.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • The model is 6' and is wearing a size L

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.