“Adulting in Beta v0.1” — Unisex Premium Heavyweight Long Sleeve Tee
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Adult life shipped before testing was finished, and the bugs are showing: the smoke detector only chirps at 3 a.m., the escrow statement might as well be in another language, and nobody ever explained how a retirement account works. This structured heavyweight long sleeve tee is the one stable release in the lineup. It’s sturdy, it keeps its form, and it slips under a vest for those fall mornings that start cold and end warm. Software updates are still in progress. At least your shirt is ready.
Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.
Quote on Merch: Adulting in Beta v0.1
More details
- 100% carded cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (8.2 oz)
- Yarn diameter: 26 singles
- Relaxed fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Wide neck and cuff ribbing
- Double-needle stitch on hems
- Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
- The model is 5'8" and is wearing a size M
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Adulting Architect
- Email: contact@support.adultingarchitect.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, formaldehyde, cadmium, phthalates and BPA level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“Adulting in Beta v0.1” — Unisex Premium Heavyweight Long Sleeve Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27.75
|
20 1/2
|
|
M
|
29
|
22
|
|
L
|
30
|
23 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31.25
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
32 1/2
|
26.75
|
|
3XL
|
33 1/2
|
28.25
|
