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“Adulting in Beta v0.1” — Unisex Organic Side Pocket Hoodie

$50.00
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Bug report: user keeps losing keys, phone, and lip balm within twenty seconds of setting them down. Proposed fix: this organic cotton hoodie with side pockets, designed to keep the essentials on you at all times. It’s easy to throw on for a quick store run that somehow takes two hours. Not every problem can be patched, but this one finally has a workaround.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Adulting in Beta v0.1

Select color: French Navy

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More details

  • 80% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.3 oz)
  • Regular, unisex fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • Double-layered hood
  • Slanted side seam pockets
  • Self-fabric half-moon at the back of the neck
  • Same-color flat drawcords with stitched buttonhole eyelets
  • 1 × 1 rib at sleeve hem and bottom hem
  • The fabric of this product is certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard), OCS (Organic Content Standard), and GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
  • The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
  • This model is 5'7" and is wearing a size M

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

“Adulting in Beta v0.1” — Unisex Organic Side Pocket Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label A B C
S
26.75
19.75
25
M
27 1/2
21.25
25.75
L
28.375
22.875
26.625
XL
29 1/2
24.75
26.75
2XL
30 1/2
26.75
27

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.