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“Adulting in Beta v0.1” — Unisex Garment-Dyed Fleece Hoodie

$41.00
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With its vintage-washed look, this fleece hoodie resembles a beloved old operating system that somehow still works. It’s garment-dyed and soft, with contrast drawstrings and a broken-in feel that never requires a restart. Wear it while you wait on hold with customer support, rehearsing the problem three different ways. Life may still be stuck at version 0.1, but cozy is officially out of beta.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Adulting in Beta v0.1

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Midweight fabric (6.4 oz)
  • Garment-dyed after construction for a soft feel and low shrinkage
  • Relaxed fit
  • Seamless-body construction
  • Jersey-lined hood with natural-colored flat drawcord (white drawcord on White color)
  • Forward-rolled shoulder
  • 1 × 1 rib cuffs and waistband
  • Twill neck tape
  • Sewn-in signature twill label
  • The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified
  • The model is 6'1" and is wearing a size M

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

“Adulting in Beta v0.1” — Unisex Garment-Dyed Fleece Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Width Length Sleeve length
S
20
27
33 1/2
M
22
28
34 1/2
L
24
29
35 1/2
XL
26
30
36 1/2
2XL
28
31
37 1/2
3XL
30
32
38 1/2

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of a measuring tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.