"Adulting in Beta v0.1" — Premium Relaxed Hoodie

$51.00
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Current status: running on an early build.

Comfort level: fully deployed.

This premium relaxed hoodie is for adults who are still installing updates, patching bugs, and hoping nobody asks for the full release date. 

The relaxed fit is roomy without looking sloppy. Wear it for Saturday errands, working from home, school pickup, or a well-earned night on the couch. It layers easily and feels like a wearable "do not disturb" sign.

No one gets a finished version of adulthood. We just keep running updates, and it's easier in a good hoodie.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Adulting in Beta v0.1

Select color: Cypress

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
  • Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Kangaroo pocket in front
  • Sleeve cuff ribbing
  • Tear-away tag
  • The model is 6'0'' and is wearing a size L

Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.