“Adulting in Beta v0.1” — Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt

$24.00
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Every version of you has been a little rough around the edges, and this heavyweight tee totally gets it. It’s garment-dyed with a broken-in, vintage feel, like a legacy system somehow still running. Each wash adds another soft update, which is more than your phone can say. Wear it while assembling furniture with three leftover screws and no idea where they were supposed to go.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Adulting at Beta v0.1

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • The model is 6' and is wearing a size L

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.